WORDS TO LIVE BY

ADAM’S APPLE, n. A protuberance in the throat of a man, thoughtfully provided by Nature to keep the rope in place.---Ambrose Bierce, The Enlarged Devil’s Dictionary.

"My heart has wings, but so does a chicken."---Possum Taters

ALLIANCE, n. In international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other’s pockets that they cannot separately plunder a third.---Ambrose Bierce, The Enlarged Devil’s Dictionary

“I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, but then I thought, what the hell good would that do?”---Ronnie Shakes

EDUCATION, n. That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.---Ambrose Bierce, The Enlarged Devil’s Dictionary